And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else. This week:   A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while... more

Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for.  This week:  Word clouds reveal Americans’... more

Just keep failing.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry... more

Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!   This week:  Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also... more

And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral.  This week:   Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly... more

EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS This week:  The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (   Penis injuries, because why... more

Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.   This week:   Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC A... more

U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.   This week:  Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly! Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle... more

We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.  This week:   Men who... more

We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.” This week:  A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor... more