Outing people is always, always a fail.  This week:   A weirdly dark commencement speech targets the president (it doesn’t)  ... more

The fail’s in the details.    This week:  The creepiest thing in the woods is a disputed property line The... more

You are all direct reports to us in the pyramid scheme of fails. This week:   Brooklyn Beckham is letting a... more

Apologies, and love, to our friends who were born in Florida. We hope your midwife was an alligator. This week:  ... more

We recorded this on Tuesday so Maura could go on a fail-free vacation. Facts aren’t real anymore anyway. This week:   ... more

Stars, stripes, fertility rates, and fails.   This week:  We need babies! Now! Not in a weird way! Everyone is so mean to JK... more

We’re putting the ass back in astronaut, folks. This week:    Gayle King and Lauren Sanchez clap back at the people who are... more

This week:   Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED  Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel  THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!  Bonus... more

LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS This week:   The jam heard ‘round the world sold out immediately. Bad?  The little Constitutional loophole... more

This week:  DOGE flops and the Fail admits it  Gwyneth Paltrow’s fake beef with Meghan Markle RFK Jr. is taking your Skittles (not)  Find... more